WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Alfs 2:38 Sat Mar 13
View from the opposition - Part 2
Mods, please delete/lock old thread.

The questions have been answered by Fortune's Hiding, Reds supporting pal, Suki Singh.

WARNING

Do not read the answer to the first question if you currently have a mouthful of cereal, coffee, tea etc.



Have you lived in Ilford your whole life?
Hermit Road


I wouldn’t live in that shit hole, I’m from Surrey with the rest of the top reds.


With the Glazers at the helm, would you agree that the next years look bleak off and on the pitch?
Irish Hammer



Under the glazer’s ownership the football success is always going to be behind the commercial success, they have taken over 500m out of the club to pay the interest on the loans which they took out to buy the club. They need to go and fast.


Do you think Ole is the man to bridge the chasm currently between yourselves and City, or do you wish you had gone for someone such as Pochettino when you had the chance?
Grumpster


I think Ole has made great progress and has steadied the ship. We are now at our best since Fergie. He probably isn’t the guy to win leagues and challenge for CLs, I would have liked Pochettino but it would have been wrong to sack Ole at the time, I think he is building a good side, then will probably need to handover to a better coach.


What’s your favourite flavour potato or corn snack?
Anon


Potato

How many of our players would make the Man U first team?
JLAP


Rice, Soucek, Antonio, Dawson.


Are you pleased that Olle has got you playing this brand of football or are you desperate for a superstar manager?
Branded


Footballs been shit in the main, rely too much on individuals, put it this way though, it’s better than Jose and LVG.

Pogba, are you a better team without him, and is it time to replace him?
Comma



We should have replaced him in Sep 2016.

Have you ever worn a half and half scarf?
Darlo Debs



No if you are over 12 and wear one you need a slap!!


How much longer does Ole get without winning anything?
Kylay



We need to win something this season, if not and we finish well in the league, then one more year.


Are the MOBOs racist?
Anon


Of course

Phil Jones has over 20 caps for England, which poses the question. Is he going down on Southgate?
PwoperNaughtyButNot


Yes that’s why he pulls them faces. He must stink.


When you haven’t seen the game but hear you failed to score, do you wonder who missed your penalty?
Kaiser Zoso


No I wonder who the ref was and why he didn’t give another.


Marcus Rashford’s school dinner campaign caused much discussion on this forum with one member claiming you weren’t West Ham if you supported his cause! What was the general view amongst your fans?
Mallard


Generally was welcomed. Was the member a tory daily mail reader by any chance?


Moyes had a rough time at the club, and many say that he underperformed, but the view from neutral fans is often that he inherited an ageing team, wasn’t really backed, and wasn’t given time. In hindsight, do you feel the board would have been better sticking with him and giving him the £200m odd that Van Gaal was given instead?
Sniper


Moyes was out of his depth, he had to go, has he had his teeth whitened? Although my mum could have spent 200m wiser than LVG some of his buys were shocking, still paying for them now


What will be the reaction from Manchester United if Lingard's performances for us causes us to sneak ahead of you and claim the fourth champions league place?
Alex G


It will be down to us if that happens can’t see a backlash as he has been shit for us for ages. Would it be better achievement than winning the World Cup in 66

Are you proud of your 'diving for a penalty academy'?
Charley Farley



Yes, Penalties are great, if we do not get one I question why even if we have won,

What are your views on West Ham, this season?
Anon



Very good side, were unlucky against Citeh the other week, mind you they are used to playing in front of empty plastic blue seats

What’s your prediction for Sunday?
1=0 Bruno Pen, 93rd min. Antonio hits Maguire on his slabhead with his cock (He was boasting the other week on twitter about his size)

Do you think Lingard will ever wear a Manc shirt again?
Anon


Hopefully not think he’s a bit of a tit. May have found his level!

And finally,

I haven’t got any friends, no one respects me, and I’ve recently lost my job as an Amazon driver after flashing a customer’s child. If I became a Manchester United supporter, can you promise me that my life would be better? I’ll try anything.
Manuel


Are you scouse!!

Let the cunting begin!

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

Hermit Road 2:44 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
He’s embarrassed about being from Ilford isn’t he.

chim chim cha boo 2:46 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
What a boring cunt.

Alfs 2:53 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
I loved Ilford in my formative years. There used to be a great café on the high street where you could get breakfast at 10.00 pm.

And as a nipper me mum would take me to the ice cream parlour close to the entrance of Valentine's park, for a Knickerbocker glory.

I also tasted my first ever McDonalds in Ilford. Had a big mac. Made me feel sick.

And there was a Bejam.

I'd be fascinated to revisit. Redbridge and Gants Hill, too.

the straw 5:49 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
It's annoying to me when fans just don't 'get it'. Most of us on here probably have given a lot to our club, and have experienced genuine emotions off the back of our fortunes. It's not just going to games, it's the people you meet at them, the friendships, the banter with the people round where your season ticket is. The pint on the way home drowning your sorrows.

Being part of your football club is something that you take on and carry, sometimes heavily, around your neck, for your entire life. And it can't only be based on television and cheap arrogant quips about how good 'you' are. This guy might be a 'fan', but in the same way that I might watch Slavia Prague now. I hope they win, they're my 'Czech Team', but I know fuck all about what it really means to support them and I never will. If I was to give it large to Sparta fans about Slavia's run in the Europa it would be absolutely embarrassing.

Imagine if we won the FA Cup in May 2022 (I know), it would mean everything to us. If man utd won it this year this guy wouldn't feel the same. He would want to know if they might sign someone like Mbappe so that they can push for the CL. He might talk to fellow Manchester United 'fans' on twitter or the BBC and discuss how awful it has been for them since 2013.

None of it is real for him. And that's really sad for him. He will never 'get it'.

0-1 West Ham (Fornals)

Manuel 7:39 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
WHAT A CUNT

Mex Martillo 8:16 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
I’m from Surrey with the rest of the top reds. !!

Sad thing is he is probably right. Makes me wonder if they have any proper ManU fans. Hope this is not what is happening to the Hammers, because at times I think thats what the pornos want.
On the positive, looks like we may have a good chance to get Lingard and show these arrogant cunts a thing or two.

Jim C 8:56 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
The Straw

Very well said and I couldn't agree more.

Iron Duke 10:33 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
That was pretty boring.

Am I bitter because for the second time in a row you have ignored my questions? Maybe.

Darlo Debs 10:35 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
Mex i don't think it would happen to us. We'd need a sustained period of success including winning the league a couple of times, Gold and the Poisoned dwarf would have to spend massively to achieve that.

I'd have more chance of marrying Martin Freeman than of that happening.l

Dandy Lyon 10:36 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
Extremely boring man not helped by extremely boring questions

Darlo Debs 10:39 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
What should we have asked DL?

Mad Dog 11:05 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
What’s your favourite flavour potato or corn snack?
Anon

Potato



Oh dear.


I was really hoping you'd put in riosleftsocks question
"manchester, you from manchester? You like Manchester?"

Eerie Descent 11:15 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
Dandy Lyon 10:36 Sat Mar 13

You must have enjoyed it then, you boring cunt.

Lily Hammer 11:27 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
The following joke also works for Liverpool, but is meant on this occasion for that for that jaw droppingly boring knob who answered the questions, if he pokes his head in to read the thread.....


Q: What’s the difference between a typical Man U fan, and a typical West Ham fan?

A: A typical West Ham fan has been to Old Trafford.

Vexed 1:28 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
This geezer made the Leeds lot seem like a laugh.

yngwies Cat 3:32 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
Disappointed about his fuckin crisp.answer.

I.want.that.one 8:37 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
Appreciate the effort but this is like Disney flogging a dead horse by remaking so many films.

Who the fuck decided anyone could replace Robin Williams as the genie? You don’t fuck with perfection

the exile 9:08 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
So which one of us was it who said that you're not West Ham if you support Rashford's campaign? Utter twat!

joe royal 11:38 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
Alfs 2:53 Sat Mar 13

Unless you like litter, bad driving and curry don’t bother.

Valentines park is still lovely tho.

The old c wing 11:48 Sat Mar 13
Re: View from the opposition - Part 2
Needs a min of 3 respondents, otherwise it becomes dull, like this cunt.

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